Hello Kitty: The Funny, The Weird, And The Horrifying

Its really hard to understand that such simple cartoon can grow to such extent. This is a good example that simplicity may be the best beauty.

Thanks to the marketing skills of Japanese company Sanrio, Hello Kitty’s cute-cat character has been going strong for 35 years and has become an internationally-recognized brand. One of the most diverse and unpredictable places in the entire universe, the world of Hello Kitty encompasses a vast collection of strange products that dazzle the mind and serve as material for an extensive list of noteworthy weirdness.

Since there are thousands of Hello Kitty products in just about every category imaginable, it’s difficult to find the weirdest of the weird. Furthermore, many Hello Kitty pictures floating around the Internet are actually photoshopped fakes, so it takes some time to figure out what’s real and what’s not.

The following is a list of examples that appear to be legitimate products. So, hold on to your seats and get ready to be entertained, disturbed, and maybe even sexually abused by one of the world’s most famous felines!

Guns.
Did you think Hello Kitty was too cute for violence? Think again, because with a little effort you could be the proud owner of an assault rifle just like this one.

Anti-virus programs.
Looks like the Hello Kitty brand has been exploited to market someone’s anti-virus program.

Condoms.

Condom holders.
Buy yourself one of those Hello Kitty condoms, and you’ll probably have to spring for one of these lovely condom holders as well.

Tooth caps.

Urinal targets.

Toilet seats.
Girls, please don’t feel left out after seeing that last product. To guarantee your complete urination experience, Hello Kitty also adorns toilet seats.

Electronic toilet paper dispensers.
Here’s yet another one for the bathroom. Talk about an invasion of privacy. Is there nowhere Hello Kitty won’t go? (For those of you who are wondering, yes, Hello Kitty toilet paper is also available.)

Sausage links.
This is just bizarre. Who really wants to see that dancing around on their meat tubes?

Jets.
Taiwanese Eva Air has a Hello Kitty airplane that flies between Taiwan and Japan. The interior decoration is Hello Kitty-themed, of course.

Contacts.
This is similar to those creepy cat-eye contacts people wear during the Halloween season. Although these don’t grab your attention as quickly, once you realize what’s going on, it’s pretty strange.

Wedding dresses.
You’ve got to have a serious crush on Hello Kitty to get married in one of these. What do you think, guys? Sexy, or maybe not so much?

Fake fingernails.
Put these on and spread the Hello Kitty love to everyone around you. It’s like the famous Midas touch, except nothing turns into gold. Instead, people just stare at you with undisguised perplexity.

Bongs.
This is apparently a Hello Kitty coin bank that has been modified for smoking pot. It’s not technically a real product, but hey, it’s pretty hilarious!

Tampons and pads.
Is there a “bodily fluids” theme going on here? Boldly going where few cartoon characters dare to go, Hello Kitty.

Douches.

Vibrators.
Let’s not get into the details here, but you really have to be in love with Hello Kitty to want this one. Also available in black, red, and lavender.

Floggers.
Okay, maybe the vibrators can be tolerated. But floggers? It has finally reached a point where words no longer serve any purpose whatsoever.

House.
What better way to store all your weird and crazy Hello Kitty stuff, than in your Hello Kitty House…

Becks Beer

Corsets

So there you have it. Welcome to the weird world of Hello Kitty!

~Source: www.weirdasianews.com